Clearly, I Need Help

I read a lot of Mommy blogs everyday. Not just the blogs that I have listed in my blogroll, way more than that. So many if fact, that I couldn't begin to count the number (is gajillion a number?). It's a sickness, really. I know that I need help, but I just can't stop. And honestly, I don't want to stop.

I read so many of these blogs, that I don't always leave comments. Sometimes the post was so brilliant that putting in my two cents would just be tarnishing it. Other times, there are already like 78 comments that say the exact same thing. I don't tend to comment when I don't have anything new to add. At times, I just want to lurk. It's not a crime, you know.

I do comment to offer support or a "happy birthday, old lady." Sometimes, I even come up with a comment so unbelievably hilarious, that it must be shared. It would be a crime not to spread "brilliant me" around.

I admit it, I'm a comment giving tease and a comment getting whore.

So, if you haven't left a comment here yet because you don't know what to say, here are some options. Just select your sentence of choice, Left click it, copy, paste into comments section (Say what you will).

1. This is the most amazing blog I've ever read! Thank you for enlightening me with your vast knowledge.

2. Have you won a Pulitzer for writing yet? No? What? What? What? That's impossible!

3. Delurking to say that I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE your writing. Please be my friend.

Hopefully one of these choices will fit exactly what you were already thinking. If not, I suppose you can leave your own comment. So what are you waiting for? LEAVE A COMMENT!

Tilly Lou: "Isn't this a bit juvenile, Jennifer?"
Jennifer: "Like, totally, I'm like soooooooooo joking. Geez, can't a pregnant 31 year old have any fun? GAWD!"