We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Posting
The makers of the Ronco Rotisserie Oven, Windsor Pilates, Nads Hair Removal, and the Gazelle Glider...offer a NEW, EXCITING, NOVEL, TIME SAVING way to read blogs!
Google Reader/Feedburner/Bloglines..!! (Or many other reader type thingys...)
Hi! I'm Jennifer from Playgroups Are No Place For Children. When the people from [insert reader thingy here] approached me and asked me to talk about their product, I was skeptical. Was this for me? Would I want to be associated with such a product? Why is my butt so itchy?
Then, I tried it! And what can I say? I can say, "scratch my ass and call me Lucy"...I'm hooked!
For only 27 payments of $0 dollars, you too, can enjoy the benefits of this terrific service! No more tears wasted when your blogging crushes haven't updated. No more bruised index fingers from going through everyone in the blogrolls. The [insert reader thingy here] does all the hard work for you!
Folks, it's really not too good to be true. My life has changed for the better. I actually have time for my son now! And for cleaning! And devising the Perfect Post! And feeding my ever growing addiction! Come on! What are you waiting for?!
Do you have 34,721 blogs to read each day? Does it take you hours to go through your blogroll and other's blogrolls to keep up-to-date on all the latest posts? Well then [insert reader thingy here] is for you! It only takes minutes to subscribe, and the time saved is time you can add to your LIFE!
Seriously, it's free! It's a time saver! It is a truly wonderful way to not forget any of my favorite bloggers! Why don't you join up, too?!
Subscribe in the next 10 minutes to [insert reader thingy here] and you'll receive a bonus gift. Please allow 6-8 decades for delivery of bonus gift.
Hurry!! Act Now!! The first 5 new subscribers to [insert reader thingy here] will get a cash back bonus!! (Women and men are not eligible to receive the cash back bonus.)
Disclaimer: [Insert reader thingy here] and Jennifer are not responsible for adding to your blogging addiction. They are not responsible for any expenses incurred when having to check into "The Betty" or for your childrens' therapy session due to Abandonment Secondary to Parental Blog Addiction Disorder. This was an unpaid endorsement. Subscribing to a reader is no excuse for lazy commenting. Commenting is a must. Please don't forget to check Jennifer's comments over and over so that her site meter will artificially show LOTS and LOTS of visitors. Also, the comments are usually the funniest part.
Now back to your regularly scheduled blogging book-a-long below....
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TRUE USER TESTIMONY!: I am totally in love with reader thingies! Before, I kept having that disappointed feeling of "nothing new here, nothing new there." Now, with reader thingies, the new stuff comes to me!
TESTIMONIAL: My reader thingy saved my life!!
Me three!
I use Google home page to keep track of all my blogs, and even have them categorized with tabs. I love, love, love it!
I too am a real life user of reader thingies, and I can truly say they have changed the way I blog. It is SO easy to keep up with my updated blogs! I am commenting on a regular basis and as a result people are commenting back! What more could a blogger ask for??
What a blog whore. Will you be my mentor?
You think you like it now, but just wait until it slowly takes over your life. You spent time clicking through blogrolls but now that you have more time you'll just add more blogs until they TAKE OVER YOUR SOUL.
(help me)
;)
the reader is just one more reason to add to the thousands of reasons I LOVE GOOGLE!! :) Saves the day everytime!
Oh why can't it be true!!!!
Thanks for the heads up. I'm going to check this out right now.
As usual, I'm late to the party and totally out of the loop! Hmmm...must find out what this reader-thingy is.
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