Showering Made Me A New Woman
I had therapy a playdate to attend yesterday.
Eventhough I was going to be amongst friends, I didn't want them to see me looking like this...
I showered and put on make-up. It was nice to feel human again. Since it was going to be so hot, I tried to dress appropriately.
How do I look? Does my underwear make my butt look big? No? I didn't think so either.
17 People are even more brilliant:
Isn't it amazing what a shower and a shave can do?
Don't worry about your butt, looks good!
Did you have fun?
Did you get to drink a margarita? Hmmm...I hope so!!! :)
I wish I looked like that after a shower....can you tell me where to get one of these mystical showers???
Damn, what kind of soap do you use?? I must get myself some ASAP.
Gah! That's one hideous dog. (it's a dog, right?)
I need a shower like yours too. Fah snizzle.
Bwah ha ha ha! LOVE the pictures!!
You are so hot I think I want to have your baby!
Wait. What the fuck am I saying? I don't want more babies.
But you're still hot enough to make me *think* about it.
What an amazing transformation! What kind of shower did you say that was?
awesome! got to get me some of that magic water!
I have the nastiest sunburn and haven't showered in three days. Definitely identifying with the first picture. =P
Can I come to your house to use your shower? Pleeeeeease!!
I don’t want to crush your self-esteem but you defiantly look better after your shower.
Weird, I always pictured you as a brunette.
Okay, I honestly burst out laughing at this one. I know we all say that, but I mean it this time. I let out a mighty guffaw. So, so funny.
Um, sorry, but I did NOT give you permission to use my image on your blog. Please take the photo of me down. No, actually, you can keep using it if you send me a bunch of money.
And in case you're wondering, it's the second photo that is me. Yes, it IS SO me. The one after the shower. And I was PMS'ing, so I was bloated, and that's why I look so bad.
Too funny. And that top picture? Nastiest thing I have seen in a long time.
What a tranformation , think you were a little over dressed though - did you really need to wear that top?
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