Getting the Cussing Out of My System
Shit, y'all. I need to get out all of my g*damned curse words right here and now. I'm supposed to be blogsitting for Megan at Velveteen Mind and she said I used "foul-language" (lovingly, of course) and I've got to f*cking prove to her that I can write a whole f*cking post without any g*damned curse words.
I don't f*cking know what I was thinking, agreeing to blogsit for Megan, a real writer. But, I'm going to use the time to get something off my chest. Stuff I don't feel comfortable talking about here, on my own blog. It's a risk, sure as shit, but it will be a great opportunity to reveal a little secret of mine.
Wanker, shit, f*ck, bitch, f*ckity f*ck f*ck, horse shit, mutha f*cka. Wish me luck. NOT cussing is extremely difficult.
Go visit my non-cussing self now.
For those of you too lazy to go to Megan's, please enjoy this video of Alton Brown. He really IS TOO SEXY.
13 People are even more brilliant:
Wow. Those are some nice kicks.
I know you did that just for me. :)
You probably have posters of him on your wall everything.
I am glad I am not the only one crazy for Alton. ROFL I wonder if he realizes what a sex symbol he has become??
Wanker. Now there is one I have never used. Thanks so much for bringing that one up! That's going to be my cuss word of the day today.
I just can't pull off "wanker" without the British accent.
I'm hopping over to Megan's to read your post now - you crazy, cursing, Alton-loving wench.
Wanker is a favourite word around here - and DH has used it openly and gotten away with it because most people here have not a clue what it means :)
It's just not as effective with all those damn little stars everywhere.
Use some real fuckin' curse words next time, wouldya!? Shit.
This I gotta see. I'm on my way...
I love Alton Brown..Sexy....hmm.. will have to think about that though:)
That video of AB is like having my own stash of porn on my computer. YUMMY. Love him.
Love the video! Hubbie and I used to watch his show all the time, but now I'm too busy reading blogs. I love that song too!
Great video - thanks for sharing!
I have trouble not cursing on my blog too. I have to watch my mouth around Declan, then I have to do it on my fucking blog too? ;)
Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck. God, that feels good! I try to avoid it as much as I can on my blog because I know my baptist family will eventually find it and disown me.
But in comments? I'm free, free at last! And wanker? Wanker rocks. And bloody hell, too. When I'm on vacation (assuming lottery won), will you come cuss on my blog?
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