A Big Steaming Pile
Welcome to Random Thoughts Friday. A time to sit back, relax, and wonder how I get anything done during the day since I think about some pretty stupid things.
Alabama has a law against sex toys. I can't believe my tax dollars are paying for some fat, old men to sit around and decide that I can't buy a neon pink dildo or Ben-Wa balls. Puhlease.
The school bus comes at 6:10 in the morning and wakes Brendan up when it honks to back up out of our cul-de-sac. I want to go and shake my fist at the driver, but it's too blasted early for fighting.
We are going to the Mardi Gras parades on Saturday. I'm insanely jealous that I can't have a beer, it would make the experience perfect. I'll live vicariously through Tate's consumption.
Peanut is finally big enough to face forward in his carseat. This is a good thing, he was getting a strained neck trying to watch Elmo on the DVD player.
Tate and I are celebrating Valentine's Day this evening after Peanut goes to bed. Please refrain from calling or visiting between 7:30 and 7:32.
I'm going to make us some scallop and mushroom risotto, salad, and strawberry trifle. The scallops were $18 for a pound, I better not screw them up.
In a moment of sheer insanity, I emailed my friends and told them about my blog. So, if you're new here, welcome. Thanks for coming!
Peanut is emptying out my wallet as I type, probably a cue that I best be tending to the youngin'.
Please feel free to leave your own random thoughts or comments.
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3 People are even more brilliant:
OMG...they are outlawing Ben-Wa balls too? Oh hell! I better go to the G spot tonight before this law goes into affect. It hasn't already, has it? Let those fat ass politicians sleep with a woman who has birthed two babies and not done her kegels and man, they'd be handing out Ben Wa balls in every maternity ward in the state!
I didn't get your email. Oh well, I won't read too much into it. haha!
I'm trying to get my blogspot set up. it looks pretty sucky right now. I might need your help!
You know they make non-alcoholic beer. Would you like a six pack of it for Saturday? I can't wait to go! Are we doing a picnic or going to eat completely non-nutritious corn dogs? Oh! I think I found an even better spot to stand. The Stripers LOVED us last night!
I only emailed people who didn't already know about my Overachievement corner...no need to read anything into it!
Can't wait to hear about the Stripers!
So the Clydesdale is a sprinter huh? ;)
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