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I have a love/hate relationship with "What Not to Wear." Love the advice on right styles for my body type. Love seeing the end results. Hate that Stacy and Clinton do not have a clue what life outside of NYC is like. Hate their unrealistic expectations of how much is acceptable to spend on clothes with a very tight budget.
Peanut is learning to blow on foods when they're hot, it's the cutest damn thing I've ever seen.
I have a hair appointment tomorrow with someone new. I fear this could end badly.
There are so many blogs to read and discover, there are not nearly enough hours in the day.
We "gain" an hour this weekend. Those of us with children know that we won't be getting this luxury.
Correction...in the middle of the night, I realized what Swistle was saying. We actually lose an hour. I'm time change impaired. Oopsy daisy.
I cannot resist macaroni and cheese.
Pampers Baby-Dry are the most irritating diapers...they make Peanut look like he has elephantitis of the balls after just one or two tinkles.
Did they really use a dunce cap for ornery rapscallions in schools in the past?
I wonder if the Dugger family is really that happy and organized.
My dog Murphy has run away several times in the past few weeks. I fear that she's hanging with the wrong crowd, drinking, smoking, having sex... I hope I can do a better job of raising Petunia.
I said "dammit" rather loudly yesterday at Walmart due to being out of yet another necessary staple (crunchy Peanut butter for Tate, shredded swiss cheese, roasted red pepper hummus). A man overheard me and looked at me like I'd just screamed "f*ck, this shittin' place doesn't have what I f*cking want." I think "dammit" is rather mild.
SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT Please tell me what Peanut is thinking in this picture. Leave your idea in the comments section!
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My guess is that he's thinking "This broad calls herself a Mom?"
Please leave those ideas in the comments section! Or leave your own random thoughts! Or just leave me a comment! Or email me! Or send me some mac-n-cheese!
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I'm glad to know that I'm not the only 30-something that has mac and cheese. At least I still buy the regular noodles and stay away from the cartoon shapes. I love keeping up with the Duggar Family. I've been hooked on their lives since watching 200 kids and pregnant again on TLC! I ashamed to admit it, but visiting the link you provided was not my first stop of to their site! As far as Peanut, I'm not quite sure, but his expression is hilarious in the picture. Have a good weekend!
I think he is thinking "There is that awful friend of my mom's again. You know, the one with black hair that makes all of these ridiculous faces at me to get me to like her. Like that makes her cute? Would someone please clue her in it isn't working."
I love Clinton but Stacy....eh, not so much. Wouldn't you just die if someone gave you $5,000 for a new wardrobe? Every time I've watched and the person buys like 10 pieces of clothing, I think--"Oh, but I could make that stretch for an entire closetful of clothes".
I too also love the Mac and Cheese (we are elitists in this household--Blue Box only) and am somewhat disturbed by how fast the 15 pack from Sam's disappears--especially since I am the only one eating the Mac & Cheese.
As far as what Peanut is thinking (we see that look in our house too) maybe something along the lines of "Huh. If I just play along and let them take this picture, maybe I can score some extra Cheerios."
He looks like he's checking out a goodlooking girl walking by.
As for the diaper bulge... I buy Target brand diapers for Daniel. He never has that huge bulge and you don't smell the pee smell that you do with some diapers. I love those diapers!
I have no experience with diapers and am allergic to mac and cheese (feel free to send me a sympathy card!) but I do relate to the Clinton and Stacy thing. I love the advice they give but sometimes they get so mean! As for Peanut, I agree with Jamie- he totally looks like he's checking out a girl. Good luck with the hair!
We're losing an hour: it used to be 2:00, but now, suddenly, in an instant, it will be 3:00. Hey, wait, maybe that's gaining after all: one hour closer to bedtime.
he's thinking about pooping...
they always are.
He's eyeing your mac and cheese!
He looks like he sees a hooters girl in the corner and he is thinking " Hey Baby".
Love-hate w/What Not to Wear? Yes, exactly. I was actually talking to the tv yesterday, telling them that they have to realize that these people need to shop in a way that they can maintain, and $450 jackets and $600 shoes just are NOT possible for most people on a regular basis.
I want to see them to an H&M and Macy's or H&M and TARGET episode. I think Stacy might melt or something...
You are too cute! Love the pic!
HATE Pampers! Just bought some for my Baby b/c I had a coupon...I'm sticking with the Huggies from now on. (Generic diapers are no match for my boyz. Can you say SOAKING WET?)
My Middle blows on his food too to cool it down. Lots of (wads of)spit will definitely make any food less hot. It's hilarious!
"Should I wait until I get a fresh diaper before backin' one out or not..."
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