Real Moms
Real Moms don't always get a chance to shower, even when they really need to. (Maybe a "whore's bath" is in order.)
Real Moms color their hair darker so that they don't have to maintain it as often. There is no time (or money) for touch-ups every six weeks. Can you say ENGORGEMENT when you've been away from baby for more than 2-3 hours?
Real Moms wear stripper-esque maternity shirts when they haven't done laundry.
[picture removed because of all of you freaks out there. Perverts. You should be ashamed.]
Real Moms. Making smelling a bit off and looking skanky the new must-have look for Spring.
I was tagged by Kristen at The Mom Trap...Here's how it works: Put up a post "Real Moms [insert what you do here]", followed by an explanation, a picture, and a "Real Moms. Making ....". Then tag five people.
I tag Queen of Shake-Shake, Sara at Suburban Oblivion, Swistle, In the Trenches of Mommyhood, and Mommies Are People, Too.
10 People are even more brilliant:
I wish I'd looked so cute while unshowered and pregnant.
You look so good! And i love the color of that shirt. It makes me so ready for spring/summer/anything that doesn't involve shoveling mounds of never ending snow...
Smile next time. :)
I like the hair! You look good even in stripper shirts...you bitch. But I've been tagged! Oh boy! But I have to tag 5 people back? uh oh? Can I tag the tagger that make me a tagee?
hotttttt.
Smell a bit off! It's true!
Too funny. I've been having a running discussion w/ SO because I just spent $200 (ouch that's a lot of money) on highlighting my hair and I need a touch up already! SAHM = BROKEASS!! So what did I buy at the grocery store today?? Brown hair dye. I guess I'm a real mom, Oh my!
I love that shirt! I'd totally wear it - preggo or not!
So hilarious. I'm a little over three months pregnant, and sometimes "showering" is the only thing on my to-do list all day. And sadly, even that sometimes doesn't get crossed off.
hi-got here referenced by my friend(in the trenches of mommyhood) since she tagged me for the Real MOM blog. Loved reading this--i too, have a 2yr.old and am pregnant due in May. Had fun reading your blog--thanks for the laughs!
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