When What You Really Want to Say is Butt-Out
To solve those problems with pesky inlaws or assvice-happy strangers, try this!
Presenting the BUTT-OUT Tool...
At fine retailers, nationwide.
Don't say I never did anything for you.
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Huh?
26 People are even more brilliant:
I could have lived in blissful ignorance having never seen that tool, or that diagram! Now I'll be wondering what the heck it's really for ha ha!
Could come in handy for the in laws alright!
Do you think I could buy these in bulk at Costco?
Now that is just plain scary!
WTF? I sure could have used that at the grocery store yesterday when a concerned old biddy told me that my baby looked like he was falling out of his sling.
Do send me the ordering info post haste.
See, now you made me do something I never thought I would do: Google "butt out tool." Thank you.
Oh that is pretty darn funny!!! Now start your market campaign!!!
Now THERE is one for the review site eh? ;)
that was one thing I could have TRULY lived without.
I am resisting the urge to go to the website.
But I DID have to show it to my former hunter hubby and asked him to PLEASE tell me he'd never used such a thing.
THANKFULLY, he's never heard of it.
thankyouthankyouthankyou for small favors.
Ick.
Jennifer, you seriously have too much time on your hands.
Very funny but what the hell is it really for? Impaction?
You can also get these at the finest prisons... it is issued upon conviction.
holy moly...how the hell did you find that thing?
That's sick. Just plain sick.
And just think of the pervs that will now find your site because of that!
Yeah, I hate to see what google searches YOU'RE going to get now!
My husband often tells me that I have the sense of humor (or, sometimes it's the maturity)(I take both as a compliment) of a 13 year old boy...so I laughed my ass off at this post.
So how did you find this?
I need, like, 48 of them. =)
So what is it, you ask?
My husband showed this to me this morning in his Cabela's catalog...it's a field dressing tool for deer. Apparently you have to remove it's ass.
That's right, it's really an ass removing tool.
Oh. My. Gawd.
I knew I had to share it with everyone :)!
I'll probably post this response separately tomorrow.
Now, that is disgusting!!!
Now, that is disgusting!!!
Can I find them at Target?..I need a case.
Hmm...my Dad taught me how to field dress a deer when I was little (I grew up in Arkansas) and I can't say that I ever remember him showing me this little wonder.
Yet another thing that Dad deprived me of while I was growing up. ;)
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Reason number 694,456 why I will never be a hunter.
Dang tulipmom took the words right out of my mouth. I have a few family members (five that I can think of right off the top of my head) that I'd really really like to use that on!!!
what...in the hell!?
not sure if that is funny....or scary.
We loved Cabelas when we lived in KC...my little boy thought it was the zoo...granted he was only 2!
Why, exactly, would you need to use that thing on your dog?? Ewww!
Funny!
But seriously...what the hell is that contraption of torture and pain????
Just found you through a weird series of internet clicks...
and found this post.
Thanks for that mental image.
I just need one. For my MIL. Do they come in sizes? Because for her I'd need an XL! HA!
Toni...I think the diagram is of a white tailed deer...not a dog. Although at first I thought it was a dog too. And thought maybe you'd use it to prevent dingleberries, which seem to be a problem around these parts! ;)
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