And Now, the Truth is Revealed

I know that Tate thinks I'm nuts (he's probably not the only one). He is befuddled (I've never actually written that word and I think I like it) by my blogging habit. Although he's never come out and directly asked me why I blog, the question seems to seep from his pores whenever I'm on the computer. So, I'll give the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me! Yes, help me.

Really folks, it's for the fame and fortune. I long to be rich and my key to achieving this goal is through blogging. Sure some people go get jobs, but me, no way. The easy street is through advertising...you've seen my Google ads. And don't think I don't plan on adding more ads to my site. Money, money, money, I KNOW how to earn!

As far as fame goes, there are many "famous" bloggers out there. What about Melissa from Suburban Bliss? Hello! She was on the Today Show. Stephanie Wilder-Taylor from Baby on Bored AND the famous author of "Sippy Cups are Not for Chardonnay" was also on the Today Show. Rockstar Mommy has had hundreds and hundreds of comments on her site, so obviously EVERYONE whose ANYONE is reading her. My name dropping could go on and on and on and on, but I'll stop there. I run with the cool crowd, I don't need to name anymore names.

My TREMENDOUS writing talent is sure to get ME on the Today Show soon, too. I just know it. I mean with brilliant posts such as this one and this one, there are sure to be calls coming in from Oprah and Ellen anytime!!

Maybe I should be truthful now. In all actuality, I blog for me. It's fun. It's all mine. I don't have to share it. I can say what I want. I can make my page look how I want. Nobody is leaving their dirty socks on my blog. Nobody is pointing and grunting at my blog and demanding a bite of it. My blog doesn't have a leaky, shit filled diaper. There is NO LAUNDRY or dog hair in my blog. My blog has never told me "no". Well, my blog does wake me up in the middle of the night sometimes, but I'll get to that another time.