23 February 2007

Oh, Hell, Not This Again

Well, actually it is this again, thankyouverymuch. Another edition of Random Thoughts Friday.

I don't know what to give up for Lent. I've already given up beer, wine, margaritas, martinis, sushi, medium rare steak, lunch meat, feta cheese, and my luscious hot body. What more do you want from me, God?

Peanut has stinky poop, but not as stinky as your kid's poop. I don't think I could change a diaper of a child that was not my own...ewww.

At the risk of sounding like your ol' Aunt Bessie, my sciatic nerve is kicking my ass. Literally.

Low carb diet + Lent = Difficult to plan menu for Fridays. How about a side of meat with your meat? (on a sidenote, I'm not on a low-carb diet...Tate is and I try to make low-carb fare for dinner...no nasty comments necessary about how bad a low-carb diet is for this pregnant gal.)

"Hey I put some new shoes on and suddenly everything's right." I couldn't agree more, Paolo Nutini. (Not sure where the commas belong...I didn't write the song)

Have you seen that Clearblue Easy commercial with the pee stream on the stick? Who thought that this was a good idea? Reminds me of those "messy BM leak" diaper commercials from several years ago. Ewwwww.

I've decided that my dream job would be like Rachael Ray's job on Tasty Travels. How spectacular would it be to go eat at different, hip restaurants all over the world?! I love eating regional foods. Hell, I love eating food.

I'm going to a playdate today and I'm going to eat baba ganoush. I wonder what region this is from...sounds Middle Eastern. Wish me luck.

Finally, I'd like to thank all of you who left comments yesterday!!!! It's the most I've ever received in one day!!! Yeah me! Is it wrong to find such fulfillment in this? Well if it's wrong to feel this good, I don't want to be right.

Word to your mother, peace out.

6 People are even more brilliant:

Heather said...

ITA on the shoe thought. I did some shoe AND purse shopping yesterday...felt fantabulous! I will be posting a blog asap on purse therapy.

brandy said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has no idea what to give up for Lent. Perhaps I should just give up the idea of stressing about what to give up?

moosh in indy. said...

Baba Ganoush=eggplant. ewww. Maybe you liked it better than I did.

Jeni said...

moosh's mom was here? u r sooo lucky to have her comment. she is a coooooool mama.

i have a lisp, you have a skill in teaching one how to speak without it. let't get together.

really, it's not all that bad. it's slight and kinda cute like drew barrymore's

Anonymous said...

I was going to give up sodas for Lent, but I seem to be getting a very slow start on that!

mommiebear2 said...

baba ganoush -- I thought this was a person? I guess I was a little off there.